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    19/10/2006

    Murphy's laws

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    Murphy's Laws If anything can go wrong, it will

  • Love Laws All the good ones are taken
  • Tech Laws New systems generate new problems
  • Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete
  • Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy
  • Real Estate Laws At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month
  • Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test
  • War Laws Friendly fire - isn't
  • Cops Laws Bullet Proof' vests aren't
  • MP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspection
  • Sewing Laws The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole
  • Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid
  • Photography Laws Auto Focus - won't
  • Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well
  • Bus Law If you're running late the bus will be too
  • Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket
  • Cowboy Action Shooting (CAS) Laws Peep sights don't.
  • Cars Laws An oil leak will develop.
  • Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.
  • EMT Laws All bleeding stops... eventually.
  • Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted.
  • Mothers Laws Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.
  • Life by Murphy Is your life a good example of Murphy laws?