跌跌=>撞撞==>: October 2006

19/10/2006

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Murphy's Laws If anything can go wrong, it will

Love Laws All the good ones are taken

Tech Laws New systems generate new problems

Computer Laws Any given program, when running, is obsolete

Commerce Laws To err is human, to forgive is not company policy

Real Estate Laws At least one check will be "lost in the mail" every month

Teaching Laws You never catch on until after the test

War Laws Friendly fire - isn't

Cops Laws Bullet Proof' vests aren't

MP Laws No street-wise unit ever passed inspection

Sewing Laws The scissors cut easiest past the buttonhole

Murphy Volunteer Bush-fire Brigade Laws If it's stupid but it works, it ain't stupid

Photography Laws Auto Focus - won't

Nurses Laws Doctors only ask your name when the patient isn't doing well

Bus Law If you're running late the bus will be too

Lotto Laws You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket

Cars Laws An oil leak will develop.

Toddler Laws When you forget the stroller they will want to ride.

EMT Laws All bleeding stops... eventually.

Graphic Design Laws Your best idea is already copyrighted.

Mothers Laws Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.

Life by Murphy Is your life a good example of Murphy laws?